Hairy Harriet the Halloween Hooligan does speak, and she says:
Well, I just couldn't do anything with my hair this morning! I tried combing it, but the comb got stuck in a piece of bubblegum that was already stuck in the back. I tell ya, chewing bubblegum right before you fall asleep is not a good idea. That's why I always keep a hat next to my bed. If the comb doesn't work, I just plop that hat right on my head! Now, I know you are wondering what I was doing while you were at lunch, so let me tell you. I peeked at your schoolwork. Yep, I sure did. Gave me the heebiejeebies, it did! Wow, your human brains are really smart!